The NEVERENDING Illness!!!!

This is how I woke up today: my throat felt like a cat threw up in it, my right ear ached so much from that stupid pimple just before my ear canal, I was almost deaf in the right ear and I felt completely miserable!
On waking up, I start to try to swallow but it felt like the back of my throat was covered in cat vomit that won't budge. My ear starts to hurt so I think to myself "omg is this an ear infection? did that stupid pimple progress to become an abscess? Is this going to progress to form a brain abscess? Am I going to be brain damaged and deaf?" - once you see cases of such things happening you start to be so paranoid! So I start to stick my finger in my ear to see what the hell's going on in there and I thought I felt a large abscess going into my ear canal and just thought, "fuck". Anyway, I then go over to Dan's room (because I knew Fay was up), and asked her to look into my ear with my otoscope. And she just saw a miserable little pimple, which somewhat reassured me.
Anyway, turns out I was deaf in that ear because my stupid Eustachian tube was blocked with goo (which cleared up)
As I'm typing now, my nose is dripping away like there's no tomorrow.

Here's how I've been in the past MONTH: ILL. I've had a bitch of a cough, and intermittent fever, sneezing, runny nose. And guess what? It was clearing up. It was almost completely gone. But at the last minute, a new bug comes in!!

So it feels like my immune system's being taken out on a test drive by these pesky little morons (viruses). Grrr looks like I'm going to be sick for another few weeks. Thank you pesky bugs!